So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
You don't make any sense
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