haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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