I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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