11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Just pee around me
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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