This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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