They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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