I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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