when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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