i don't like sucking hair
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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