Cold hands, warm shart.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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