these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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