Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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