every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
