D3 body, D1 cock
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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