I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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