This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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