Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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