I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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