when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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