He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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