Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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