If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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