The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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