we have officially lost it.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.