ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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