I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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