thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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