This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm too high and old for this...
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