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just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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