You made me cry and you don't even care
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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