It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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