Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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