I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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