just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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