How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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