I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Randomize
