Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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