Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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