I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
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