why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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