Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
It's shark week go big or go home
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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