A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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