one two three fourrrrnication!
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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