i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
i think my cat just said my name.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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