It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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