At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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