I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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