Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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