And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
