i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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