I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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