she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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