Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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