Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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