sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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