its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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