Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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