my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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