You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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